@ -1,13 +1,22 @@
use {
bytes ::Bytes ,
poise ::{
builtins ::paginate ,
serenity_prelude ::UserId
CreateReply ,
serenity_prelude ::{
CreateAttachment ,
UserId
}
} ,
rand ::random ,
rustbot_lib ::{
RustbotContext ,
RustbotResult ,
config ::BINARY_PROPERTIES
} ,
std ::fmt ::{
Display ,
Formatter ,
Result
}
} ;
@ -16,7 +25,24 @@ enum ResponseMode {
Normal ,
Chicken ,
#[ name = " Chaotic & Unhinged " ]
Chaotic
Chaotic ,
#[ name = " UwU " ]
Uwu
}
impl Display for ResponseMode {
fn fmt (
& self ,
f : & mut Formatter < '_ >
) -> Result {
let resp = match self {
ResponseMode ::Normal = > " Normal " ,
ResponseMode ::Chicken = > " Chicken " ,
ResponseMode ::Chaotic = > " Chaotic & Unhinged " ,
ResponseMode ::Uwu = > " UwU "
} ;
write! ( f , " {resp} " )
}
}
/// Ask the Magic 8-Ball a yes/no question and get an unpredictable answer
@ -31,7 +57,7 @@ pub async fn eightball(
#[ description = " Your yes/no question " ] question : String ,
#[ description = " Response modes " ] mode : Option < ResponseMode >
) -> RustbotResult < ( ) > {
if question . to_ascii_lowercase ( ) . contains ( " niko , show list" ) {
if question . to_ascii_lowercase ( ) . contains ( " rustbot , show list" ) {
show_list ( ctx , mode . clone ( ) . unwrap_or ( ResponseMode ::Normal ) ) . await ? ;
return Ok ( ( ) )
}
@ -39,6 +65,7 @@ pub async fn eightball(
let rand_resp = match mode {
Some ( ResponseMode ::Chicken ) = > get_random_chicken_response ( ) ,
Some ( ResponseMode ::Chaotic ) = > get_random_chaotic_response ( ) ,
Some ( ResponseMode ::Uwu ) = > get_random_uwu_response ( ) ,
_ = > get_random_response ( )
} ;
@ -58,219 +85,377 @@ async fn show_list(
return Ok ( ( ) ) ;
}
let chunks : Vec < String > = match list_type {
ResponseMode ::Normal = > RESPONSES . chunks ( 10 ) . map ( | chunk | chunk . join ( " \n \n " ) ) . collect ( ) ,
ResponseMode ::Chicken = > CHICKEN_RESPONSES . chunks ( 10 ) . map ( | chunk | chunk . join ( " \n \n " ) ) . collect ( ) ,
ResponseMode ::Chaotic = > CHAOTIC_RESPONSES . chunks ( 10 ) . map ( | chunk | chunk . join ( " \n \n " ) ) . collect ( )
let selected_responses = match list_type {
ResponseMode ::Normal = > RESPONSES . to_vec ( ) ,
ResponseMode ::Chicken = > CHICKEN_RESPONSES . to_vec ( ) ,
ResponseMode ::Chaotic = > CHAOTIC_RESPONSES . to_vec ( ) ,
ResponseMode ::Uwu = > UWU_RESPONSES . to_vec ( )
} ;
let pages : Vec < & str > = chunks . iter ( ) . map ( | s | s . as_str ( ) ) . collect ( ) ;
paginate ( ctx , & pages ) . await ? ;
let total_yes = selected_responses . iter ( ) . filter ( | & & ( _ , yes ) | yes ) . count ( ) ;
let total_no = selected_responses . len ( ) - total_yes ;
let response_strings : Vec < String > = selected_responses . iter ( ) . map ( | & ( resp , _ ) | resp . to_string ( ) ) . collect ( ) ;
let response_mode = format! ( " Response mode: {list_type} " ) ;
let content = [
response_mode . clone ( ) ,
" Totals: " . to_string ( ) ,
format! ( " - Yes: {total_yes} " ) ,
format! ( " - No: {total_no} " ) ,
format! ( " - Strings: {} " , selected_responses . len ( ) ) ,
" - " . to_string ( ) . repeat ( response_mode . len ( ) ) ,
response_strings . join ( " \n " )
]
. join ( " \n " ) ;
let filename = match list_type {
ResponseMode ::Normal = > " responses.txt " ,
ResponseMode ::Chicken = > " chicken_responses.txt " ,
ResponseMode ::Chaotic = > " chaotic_responses.txt " ,
ResponseMode ::Uwu = > " uwu_responses.txt "
} ;
ctx
. send ( CreateReply ::new ( ) . attachment ( CreateAttachment ::bytes ( Bytes ::from ( content ) , filename ) ) )
. await ? ;
Ok ( ( ) )
}
const RESPONSES : [ & str ; 45 ] = [
" Reply hazy. Look it up on Google. " , // no
" Meh — Figure it out yourself. " , // no
" I don't know, what do you think? " , // no
" Yes. " , // yes
" No. " , // no
" It is decidedly so " , // yes
" Signs point to... maybe... depends on... hold on, let me get my glasses, this is getting pretty tiny... depends on whether you'd be up to \
getting to know your Magic 8 - Ball a little better . " , // no
" Signs point to... ~~yes~~ no. " , // no
" Why do you want to know the answer? It's obviously a yes. " , // yes
" Outlook not so good. " , // no
" Outlook hazy. " , // no
" What are you, stupid? " , // no
" How the hell do you not know that? " , // no
" Really? Making a decision based on what the plastic 8-Ball says? Jesus... " , // no
" Try asking later... " , // no
" I don't know, whip out the ouija board and try again? " , // no
" The answer is yes. " , // yes
" Yes, actually no. Wait, nevermind. " , // no
" Maybeee... " , // yes
" Definitely! " , // yes
" It is decidedly so. " , // yes
" My reply is no. " , // no
" My sources confirms that the answer is no. \n Source: :sparkles: *i made it up* :sparkles: " , // no
" As I see it, yes. " , // yes
" Don't count on it. " , // no
" Whoa! Why do I have to answer this? " , // no
" Highly unlikely. " , // no
" Sure, but with extreme cautions. " , // yes
" What kind of stupid question is that?? No! I'm not answering that! " , // no
" Try asking this to a chicken. Probably knows it better than I do! " , // no
" Not in a million years! " , // no
" As a matter of fact, yes. " , // yes
" It's a no, better go ask someone else. " , // no
" In the end, it's not a bad choice. " , // yes
" Nope, not today. " , // no
" Cross your fingers, the answer is yes! " , // yes
" Nope. *shakes head* " , // no
" The fortune cookie said yes. " , // yes
" Sorry, the fortune cookie over there said no. " , // no
" Sorry, not happening. " , // no
" I'll have to consult my sources... *flips coin*... no. " , // no
" I'll have to consult the magic 8-ball... *shakes*... no. " , // no
" I'm not sure to be honest, let's ask your friend. Oh wait... " , // no
" This question flew over my head, I'll pass. " , // no
" Oops, the Magic 8-Ball shattered itself when you asked that! I'll take that as a no. " // no
const RESPONSES : [ ( & str , bool ) ; 55 ] = [
( " Reply hazy. Look it up on Google. " , false ) ,
( " Meh — Figure it out yourself. " , false ) ,
( " I don't know, what do you think? " , false ) ,
( " Yes. " , true ) ,
( " No. " , false ) ,
( " It is decidedly so " , true ) ,
(
" Signs point to... maybe... depends on... hold on, let me get my glasses, this is getting pretty tiny... depends on whether you'd be up to \
getting to know your Magic 8 - Ball a little better . " ,
false
) ,
( " Signs point to... ~~yes~~ no. " , false ) ,
( " Why do you want to know the answer? It's obviously a yes. " , true ) ,
( " Outlook not so good. " , false ) ,
( " Outlook hazy. " , false ) ,
( " What are you, stupid? " , false ) ,
( " How the hell do you not know that? " , false ) ,
( " Really? Making a decision based on what the plastic 8-Ball says? Jesus... " , false ) ,
( " Try asking later... " , false ) ,
( " I don't know, whip out the ouija board and try again? " , false ) ,
( " The answer is yes. " , true ) ,
( " Yes, actually no. Wait, nevermind. " , false ) ,
( " Maybeee... " , true ) ,
( " Definitely! " , true ) ,
( " It is decidedly so. " , true ) ,
( " My reply is no. " , false ) ,
(
" My sources confirms that the answer is no. \n Source: :sparkles: *i made it up* :sparkles; " ,
false
) ,
( " As I see it, yes. " , true ) ,
( " Don't count on it. " , false ) ,
( " Whoa! Why do I have to answer this? " , false ) ,
( " Highly unlikely. " , false ) ,
( " Sure, but with extreme cautions. " , true ) ,
( " What kind of stupid question is that?? No! I'm not answering that! " , false ) ,
( " Try asking this to a chicken. Probably knows it better than I do! " , false ) ,
( " Not in a million years! " , false ) ,
( " As a matter of fact, yes. " , true ) ,
( " It's a no, better go ask someone else. " , false ) ,
( " In the end, it's not a bad choice. " , true ) ,
( " Nope, not today. " , false ) ,
( " Cross your fingers, the answer is yes! " , true ) ,
( " Nope. *shakes head* " , false ) ,
( " The fortune cookie said yes. " , true ) ,
( " Sorry, the fortune cookie over there said no. " , false ) ,
( " Sorry, not happening. " , false ) ,
( " I'll have to consult my sources... *flips coin*... no. " , false ) ,
( " I'll have to consult the magic 8-ball... *shakes*... no. " , false ) ,
( " I'm not sure to be honest, let's ask your friend. Oh wait... " , false ) ,
( " This question flew over my head, I'll pass. " , false ) ,
(
" Oops, the Magic 8-Ball shattered itself when you asked that! I'll take that as a no. " ,
false
) ,
( " Absolutely not, but keep trying! " , false ) ,
( " Yes, in a galaxy far far away! " , true ) ,
( " Ask yourself and find the answer. " , false ) ,
( " The stars align for a yes. " , true ) ,
( " Chances are slim, but possible. " , false ) ,
( " Without a doubt, the universe agrees. " , true ) ,
( " Better not tell you now. " , false ) ,
( " Certainly in your favor. " , true ) ,
( " Look within for the answer. " , false ) ,
( " Everything points to yes! " , true )
] ;
const CHICKEN_RESPONSES : [ & str ; 54 ] = [
" Cluck cluck... Reply hazy, try pecking Google. " , // no
" Meh... Figure it out yourself, or scratch around a bit. " , // no
" I don't know... what do you think? *pecks at ground* " , // no
" BAWK! YES! " , // yes
" Cluck... no. " , // no
" It is decidedly so! *flaps wings* " , // yes
" Signs point to... maybe... hold on, let me fluff my feathers... depends on whether you'd get to know your Magic Chicken a bit better. " , // no
" Signs point to... ~~yes~~ cluck no. " , // no
" Why do you want to know? It's a big cluckin' yes! " , // yes
" Outlook not so clucking good. " , // no
" Outlook cluckin' hazy. " , // no
" What are you, a lost chick? Cluck! " , // no
" How the cluck do you not know that? " , // no
" Really? Asking a chicken to decide your fate? *clucks judgmentally* " , // no
" Peck back later, I'm nesting... " , // no
" I don't know, try flapping your wings and ask again? " , // no
" The answer is a big ol' yes! *flaps happily* " , // yes
" Yes... wait, actually... no. Cluck, I'm confused. " , // no
" Maaaaybe... *chicken waddle*? " , // yes
" Definitely! *struts confidently* " , // yes
" It is decidedly so. *struts with pride* " , // yes
" My reply is a solid *cluck* no. " , // no
" My sources confirm it's a cluckin' no. \n Source: 🐔 *I made it up* 🐔 " , // no
" As I see it, yes! *pecks approvingly* " , // yes
" Don't count on it. *cluck cluck* " , // no
" Whoa, why do I have to answer this? *fluffs feathers* " , // no
" Highly unlikely. *chicken stare* " , // no
" Sure, but with extreme cluckin' caution. " , // yes
" What kind of stupid question is that?? No! *angry clucks* " , // no
" Try asking this to a fellow chicken. They probably know better than I do! " , // no
" Cluck yes! *does a happy chicken dance* " , // yes
" No way, not even for a big bag of feed. " , // no
" Yes! *lays egg of approval* " , // yes
" It's a no, better go scratch somewhere else. " , // no
" Cluck-tastic! That's a definite yes. " , // yes
" Cluck yeah! *struts proudly* " , // yes
" Nope, not today. *shakes head* " , // no
" Feathers crossed, the answer is yes! " , // yes
" Chicken says nope. *tilts head* " , // no
" Absolutely! *clucks happily* " , // yes
" Not a chance. *fluffs feathers* " , // no
" Eggcellent choice! Yes! " , // yes
" Not in a million clucks! " , // no
" As a matter of cluck, yes! *clucks approvingly* " , // yes
" It's a nopity nope, better go ask another chicken. " , // no
" In the end, it's not a bad cluck " , // yes
" Nope, not today. *clucks sadly* " , // no
" Cross your feathers, the answer is yes! " , // yes
" The fortune cookie said yes. *clucks in agreement* " , // yes
" Sorry, the fortune cookie over there said no. *clucks in disagreement* " , // no
" I'll have to consult my sources... *flips corn*... no. " , // no
" I'll have to consult the magic 8-cluck... *shakes*... no. " , // no
" I'm not sure to be honest, let's ask your chicken friend. Oh wait... " , // no
" This question floated over my head, I'll pass. *clucks dismissively* " // no
const CHICKEN_RESPONSES : [ ( & str , bool ) ; 54 ] = [
( " Cluck cluck... Reply hazy, try pecking Google. " , false ) ,
( " Meh... Figure it out yourself, or scratch around a bit. " , false ) ,
( " I don't know... what do you think? *pecks at ground* " , false ) ,
( " BAWK! YES! " , true ) ,
( " Cluck... no. " , false ) ,
( " It is decidedly so! *flaps wings* " , true ) ,
(
" Signs point to... maybe... hold on, let me fluff my feathers... depends on whether you'd get to know your Magic Chicken a bit better. " ,
false
) ,
( " Signs point to... ~~yes~~ cluck no. " , false ) ,
( " Why do you want to know? It's a big cluckin' yes! " , true ) ,
( " Outlook not so clucking good. " , false ) ,
( " Outlook cluckin' hazy. " , false ) ,
( " What are you, a lost chick? Cluck! " , false ) ,
( " How the cluck do you not know that? " , false ) ,
( " Really? Asking a chicken to decide your fate? *clucks judgmentally* " , false ) ,
( " Peck back later, I'm nesting... " , false ) ,
( " I don't know, try flapping your wings and ask again? " , false ) ,
( " The answer is a big ol' yes! *flaps happily* " , true ) ,
( " Yes... wait, actually... no. Cluck, I'm confused. " , false ) ,
( " Maaaaybe... *chicken waddle*? " , true ) ,
( " Definitely! *struts confidently* " , true ) ,
( " It is decidedly so. *struts with pride* " , true ) ,
( " My reply is a solid *cluck* no. " , false ) ,
( " My sources confirm it's a cluckin' no. \n Source: 🐔 *I made it up* 🐔 " , false ) ,
( " As I see it, yes! *pecks approvingly* " , true ) ,
( " Don't count on it. *cluck cluck* " , false ) ,
( " Whoa, why do I have to answer this? *fluffs feathers* " , false ) ,
( " Highly unlikely. *chicken stare* " , false ) ,
( " Sure, but with extreme cluckin' caution. " , true ) ,
( " What kind of stupid question is that?? No! *angry clucks* " , false ) ,
( " Try asking this to a fellow chicken. They probably know better than I do! " , false ) ,
( " Cluck yes! *does a happy chicken dance* " , true ) ,
( " No way, not even for a big bag of feed. " , false ) ,
( " Yes! *lays egg of approval* " , true ) ,
( " It's a no, better go scratch somewhere else. " , false ) ,
( " Cluck-tastic! That's a definite yes. " , true ) ,
( " Cluck yeah! *struts proudly* " , true ) ,
( " Nope, not today. *shakes head* " , false ) ,
( " Feathers crossed, the answer is yes! " , true ) ,
( " Chicken says nope. *tilts head* " , false ) ,
( " Absolutely! *clucks happily* " , true ) ,
( " Not a chance. *fluffs feathers* " , false ) ,
( " Eggcellent choice! Yes! " , true ) ,
( " Not in a million clucks! " , false ) ,
( " As a matter of cluck, yes! *clucks approvingly* " , true ) ,
( " It's a nopity nope, better go ask another chicken. " , false ) ,
( " In the end, it's not a bad cluck " , true ) ,
( " Nope, not today. *clucks sadly* " , false ) ,
( " Cross your feathers, the answer is yes! " , true ) ,
( " The fortune cookie said yes. *clucks in agreement* " , true ) ,
( " Sorry, the fortune cookie over there said no. *clucks in disagreement* " , false ) ,
( " I'll have to consult my sources... *flips corn*... no. " , false ) ,
( " I'll have to consult the magic 8-cluck... *shakes*... no. " , false ) ,
( " I'm not sure to be honest, let's ask your chicken friend. Oh wait... " , false ) ,
( " This question floated over my head, I'll pass. *clucks dismissively* " , false )
] ;
const CHAOTIC_RESPONSES : [ & str ; 90 ] = [
" Oops! The Magic 8-Ball shattered upon hearing your question. Coincidence? " , // no
" Reply hazy. Ask Google’ " , // no
" Meh — Consult the ancient texts of Netflix subtitles. " , // no
" I don't know, but your cat probably does. " , // no
" Yes, but only if you wear a clown wig. " , // yes
" No. Unless the moon winks at you first. " , // no
" It is decidedly a resounding honk-honk! " , // yes
" Signs point to... maybe... or not... or wait... oh look, a squirrel! " , // no
" Signs point to... ~~yes~~ pancakes. Definitely pancakes. " , // no
" Why do you want to know? It’ " , // yes
" Outlook not so good. Blame Mercury retrograde or your Wi-Fi. " , // no
" Outlook hazy. Consult the nearest fortune-telling hamster. " , // no
" What are you, a toaster in disguise? " , // no
" How the heck do you not know this? Ask a sock puppet! " , // no
" Really? Making life choices based on a magic ball? Bold move, friend. " , // no
" Try asking later... when I’ " , // no
" I don't know, summon a raven and whisper your question into the void. " , // no
" The answer is yes, as foretold by the mystical spaghetti. " , // yes
" Yes, actually no. Wait, yes? Let’ " , // no
" Maybeee... if the stars align and your pizza has extra cheese. " , // yes
" Definitely! Unless gravity stops working. " , // yes
" It is decidedly so. So what? Buy a llama and see what happens. " , // yes
" My reply is no, and also banana pudding. " , // no
" My sources confirm that the answer is no. \n Source: A suspicious pigeon. " , // no
" As I see it, yes. As the chicken sees it, no. Trust who you like. " , // yes
" Don't count on it. Count on marshmallows instead. " , // no
" Whoa! Why do I have to answer this? Ask a rubber duck. " , // no
" Highly unlikely. Unless it’ " , // no
" Sure, but with extreme caution and a tinfoil hat. " , // yes
" What kind of silly question is that?? No! Also, here’ " , // no
" Try asking this to a chicken. They’ " , // no
" Not in a million years! Unless the earth is made of cheese. " , // no
" As a matter of fact, yes. And it’ " , // yes
" It's a no, but the raccoons might know better. " , // no
" In the end, it’ " , // yes
" Nope, not today. Try tomorrow after coffee. " , // no
" Cross your fingers! Or better yet, cross the streams. " , // yes
" Nope. *shakes head like a very judgmental parrot* " , // no
" The fortune cookie said yes, but it was written in crayon. " , // yes
" Sorry, the fortune cookie over there said no. Blame it. " , // no
" Sorry, not happening. But you get a virtual sticker for trying! " , // no
" I'll have to consult my sources... *flips a pancake*... no. " , // no
" I'll have to consult the magic 8-ball... *shakes it violently*... still no. " , // no
" I'm not sure, but your imaginary friend says yes. " , // yes
" This question flew over my head, so I’ " , // no
" The answer is yes, but only if you do it while wearing socks on your hands. " , // yes
" No, and I think you broke the space-time continuum by asking. " , // no
" Why not? What’ " , // no
" The stars say yes, but the planets are still debating. " , // yes
" The universe just facepalmed at your question. " , // no
" Ask again while juggling flaming pineapples for a clearer answer. " , // no
" Nope, not unless you bribe me with tacos. " , // no
" I consulted the oracle... she’ " , // no
" Yes, but only if you can lick your elbow right now. " , // yes
" No, because I said so and I’ ’ " , // no
" Yes. No. Wait, I’ " , // no
" Absolutely, as long as you bring me a rubber chicken as tribute. " , // yes
" I asked a wizard, and they just laughed hysterically. " , // no
" The spirits say no, but the ghosts are nodding yes. " , // no
" Yes, if you believe in unicorns and the power of friendship. " , // yes
" No, and also you might want to move. Something’ " , // no
" Ask again, but this time with interpretive dance. " , // no
" Definitely! Unless the moon turns into cheese. Then no. " , // yes
" I see... wait, no, I don’ " , // no
" Sure! But only after a karaoke duet with a raccoon. " , // yes
" Yes, but only if you promise not to tell the ducks. " , // yes
" No way, unless you can recite the alphabet backwards in one breath. " , // no
" Ask the magic mushroom. It’ " , // no
" No, because gravity disagrees with your premise. " , // no
" Yes, but first you must complete the sacred quest for nachos. " , // yes
" The answer is hidden in the folds of your laundry. Go check. " , // no
" I would answer, but I’ " , // no
" Absolutely! If you can solve this riddle: What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and... oh wait, wrong universe. " , // yes
" The council of frogs says yes, but only if you croak like one. " , // yes
" No, but only because the Magic 8-Ball union forbids it. " , // no
" Yes, if the dog wags its tail twice before the clock strikes midnight. " , // yes
" Try again after doing three cartwheels and making a wish. " , // no
" The ducks in my dreams say no. They’ " , // no
" Not today, Satan. Not today. " , // no
" Yes, but only on Wednesdays during a full moon. " , // yes
" No, because bananas don’ " , // no
" The answer is locked in a time capsule. Check back in 50 years. " , // no
" I don’ " , // no
" Why not? The penguins approve, and that’ " , // yes
" Sure, but only if you say 'bubblegum' ten times fast. " , // yes
" No, unless you can outsmart a sentient toaster. " , // no
" The answer is yes, but it comes with a plot twist. " , // yes
" Flip a coin, spin three times, and consult your nearest cactus. Good luck! " , // no
" Only on the condition that you buy me a donut. " , // yes
" Yes, but proceed at your own risk. The llamas are watching. " // yes
const CHAOTIC_RESPONSES : [ ( & str , bool ) ; 143 ] = [
( " Oops! The Magic 8-Ball shattered upon hearing your question. Coincidence? " , false ) ,
( " Reply hazy. Ask Google's evil twin, Froogle. " , false ) ,
( " Meh — Consult the ancient texts of Netflix subtitles. " , false ) ,
( " I don't know, but your cat probably does. " , false ) ,
( " Yes, but only if you wear a clown wig. " , true ) ,
( " No. Unless the moon winks at you first. " , false ) ,
( " It is decidedly a resounding honk-honk! " , true ) ,
( " Signs point to... maybe... or not... or wait... oh look, a squirrel! " , false ) ,
( " Signs point to... ~~yes~~ pancakes. Definitely pancakes. " , false ) ,
( " Why do you want to know? It's obviously a yes — trust the donut prophecy. " , true ) ,
( " Outlook not so good. Blame Mercury retrograde or your Wi-Fi. " , false ) ,
( " Outlook hazy. Consult the nearest fortune-telling hamster. " , false ) ,
( " What are you, a toaster in disguise? " , false ) ,
( " How the heck do you not know this? Ask a sock puppet! " , false ) ,
( " Really? Making life choices based on a magic ball? Bold move, friend. " , false ) ,
( " Try asking later... when I'm less busy binge-watching. " , false ) ,
( " I don't know, summon a raven and whisper your question into the void. " , false ) ,
( " The answer is yes, as foretold by the mystical spaghetti. " , true ) ,
( " Yes, actually no. Wait, yes? Let's go with potato. " , false ) ,
( " Maybeee... if the stars align and your pizza has extra cheese. " , true ) ,
( " Definitely! Unless gravity stops working. " , true ) ,
( " It is decidedly so. So what? Buy a llama and see what happens. " , true ) ,
( " My reply is no, and also banana pudding. " , false ) ,
( " My sources confirm that the answer is no. \n Source: A suspicious pigeon. " , false ) ,
( " As I see it, yes. As the chicken sees it, no. Trust who you like. " , true ) ,
( " Don't count on it. Count on marshmallows instead. " , false ) ,
( " Whoa! Why do I have to answer this? Ask a rubber duck. " , false ) ,
( " Highly unlikely. Unless it's Tuesday on Mars. " , false ) ,
( " Sure, but with extreme caution and a tinfoil hat. " , true ) ,
( " What kind of silly question is that?? No! Also, here's a kazoo. " , false ) ,
( " Try asking this to a chicken. They're the true oracles. " , false ) ,
( " Not in a million years! Unless the earth is made of cheese. " , false ) ,
( " As a matter of fact, yes. And it's raining tacos. " , true ) ,
( " It's a no, but the raccoons might know better. " , false ) ,
( " In the end, it's not a bad choice. Or is it? Mwahaha. " , true ) ,
( " Nope, not today. Try tomorrow after coffee. " , false ) ,
( " Cross your fingers! Or better yet, cross the streams. " , true ) ,
( " Nope. *shakes head like a very judgmental parrot* " , false ) ,
( " The fortune cookie said yes, but it was written in crayon. " , true ) ,
( " Sorry, the fortune cookie over there said no. Blame it. " , false ) ,
( " Sorry, not happening. But you get a virtual sticker for trying! " , false ) ,
( " I'll have to consult my sources... *flips a pancake*... no. " , false ) ,
( " I'll have to consult the magic 8-ball... *shakes it violently*... still no. " , false ) ,
( " I'm not sure, but your imaginary friend says yes. " , true ) ,
( " This question flew over my head, so I'll just say 'llama'. " , false ) ,
( " The answer is yes, but only if you do it while wearing socks on your hands. " , true ) ,
( " No, and I think you broke the space-time continuum by asking. " , false ) ,
( " Why not? What's the worst that could happen? Oh wait... " , false ) ,
( " The stars say yes, but the planets are still debating. " , true ) ,
( " The universe just facepalmed at your question. " , false ) ,
( " Ask again while juggling flaming pineapples for a clearer answer. " , false ) ,
( " Nope, not unless you bribe me with tacos. " , false ) ,
( " I consulted the oracle... she's out to lunch. Try later. " , false ) ,
( " Yes, but only if you can lick your elbow right now. " , true ) ,
( " No, because I said so and I'm very wise. Also, I'm a plastic ball. " , false ) ,
( " Yes. No. Wait, I've lost track. Did you hear that noise? " , false ) ,
( " Absolutely, as long as you bring me a rubber chicken as tribute. " , true ) ,
( " I asked a wizard, and they just laughed hysterically. " , false ) ,
( " The spirits say no, but the ghosts are nodding yes. " , false ) ,
( " Yes, if you believe in unicorns and the power of friendship. " , true ) ,
( " No, and also you might want to move. Something's behind you. " , false ) ,
( " Ask again, but this time with interpretive dance. " , false ) ,
( " Definitely! Unless the moon turns into cheese. Then no. " , true ) ,
( " I see... wait, no, I don't see. My crystal ball is buffering. " , false ) ,
( " Sure! But only after a karaoke duet with a raccoon. " , true ) ,
( " Yes, but only if you promise not to tell the ducks. " , true ) ,
( " No way, unless you can recite the alphabet backwards in one breath. " , false ) ,
( " Ask the magic mushroom. It's way more in touch with reality than I am. " , false ) ,
( " No, because gravity disagrees with your premise. " , false ) ,
( " Yes, but first you must complete the sacred quest for nachos. " , true ) ,
( " The answer is hidden in the folds of your laundry. Go check. " , false ) ,
( " I would answer, but I'm legally obligated to stay mysterious. " , false ) ,
( " The council of cats says yes, but only if you meow like one. " , true ) ,
( " No, but only because the Magic 8-Ball union forbids it. " , false ) ,
( " Yes, if the dog wags its tail twice before the clock strikes midnight. " , true ) ,
( " Try again after doing three cartwheels and making a wish. " , false ) ,
( " The ducks in my dreams say no. They're rarely wrong. " , false ) ,
( " Not today, Satan. Not today. " , false ) ,
( " Yes, but only on Wednesdays during a full moon. " , true ) ,
( " No, because bananas don't grow in winter. " , false ) ,
( " The answer is locked in a time capsule. Check back in 50 years. " , false ) ,
( " I don't know, but it smells like trouble. " , false ) ,
( " Why not? The penguins approve, and that's good enough for me. " , true ) ,
( " Sure, but only if you say 'bubblegum' ten times fast. " , true ) ,
( " No, unless you can outsmart a sentient toaster. " , false ) ,
( " The answer is yes, but it comes with a plot twist. " , true ) ,
( " Flip a coin, spin three times, and consult your nearest cactus. Good luck! " , false ) ,
( " Only on the condition that you buy me a donut. " , true ) ,
( " Yes, but proceed at your own risk. The llamas are watching. " , true ) ,
( " Yes, but only if you drive like a maniac. " , true ) ,
( " Absolutely, and the crabs are hosting a rave. " , true ) ,
( " No, but a mischievous gnome just winked at me, so.. yes. " , true ) ,
( " Yes, but you'll have to fight off a pack of ninja turtles first. " , true ) ,
( " Nope. The Magic 8-Ball union called for a strike, try later. " , false ) ,
( " The answer is clear: definitely a turtle. Wait, what was the question again? " , false ) ,
( " Yes, but only if you perform the forbidden kazoo solo. " , true ) ,
( " No, because I just consulted a very grumpy cloud. " , false ) ,
( " Sure, but beware of the ominous whispers in the wind. " , true ) ,
( " Absolutely not! Unless you bribe me with pancakes... then maybe. " , false ) ,
( " The prophecy foretells a yes, but only after you do a somersault. " , true ) ,
( " Negative, captain! The squirrels have spoken. " , false ) ,
( " Ask again after you defeat a level 70 pancake god. " , false ) ,
( " Yes, but only if you shout 'pineapple' while hopping on one foot. " , true ) ,
( " The stars say no, but the pigeons disagree. Trust your instincts. " , false ) ,
( " Yes, but at great personal risk to your snack supply. " , true ) ,
( " No way. Unless you're wearing a hat shaped like a pineapple. " , false ) ,
( " Consult the oracle of toasters. They hold the real truth. " , false ) ,
( " The vibes are off. Try again with a disco ball in hand. " , false ) ,
( " Yes, but the llamas demand a dance-off first. " , true ) ,
( " Nope. Also, why does your question smell like burnt toast? " , false ) ,
( " Yes, but the fabric of reality might unravel. Worth it? " , true ) ,
( " No, because an interdimensional ferret stole the answer. " , false ) ,
( " Absolutely! But only if you chant 'banana' three times at sunrise. " , true ) ,
( " No, unless you appease the gummy bear council with offerings. " , false ) ,
( " Maybe, but the answer is hidden in the Great Taco of Wisdom. " , false ) ,
( " Yes, but don't trust the robot vacuum. It knows too much. " , true ) ,
( " I see a yes in your future... or a spaghetti monster. Hard to say. " , true ) ,
( " Ask a sock puppet again, but this time in interpretive mime. " , false ) ,
( " It's a no, but the goldfish thinks otherwise. Who do you trust? " , false ) ,
( " Signs point to yes, but only if you name a star after a pineapple. " , true ) ,
( " The answer is no. Unless it's opposite day, then yes. " , false ) ,
( " Yes, but only if the answer doesn't involve marmalade. " , true ) ,
( " I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that. Oh wait, wrong universe. No. " , false ) ,
( " The Magic 8-Ball has declared a state of confusion, try again. " , false ) ,
( " Yes, but it might result in spontaneous interpretive breakdancing. " , true ) ,
( " The frogs are undecided. Maybe bribe them with flies? " , false ) ,
( " A resounding yes! Unless you're allergic to good luck. " , true ) ,
( " No, and also stop shaking me so hard! I'm fragile! " , false ) ,
( " Yes, but only if you can out-dance a crab at karaoke night. " , true ) ,
( " Nope, the answer is currently orbiting Jupiter. Check back in a century. " , false ) ,
( " ASK AGAIN—wait, no, don't! I'm on break " , false ) ,
( " Hahahahaha.. no! " , false ) ,
( " I'm an 8-ball, not your therapist.. But yes! " , true ) ,
( " God has increased your difficulty to insane, 8-ball said go ahead! " , true ) ,
( " **Error 404:** Answer not found " , false ) ,
( " All signs to point to—ỳ̸̹͈́e̵̥̝͐̋s̶̺͍̉ " , true ) ,
( " The spirits are busy! Leave a message after the beep. *extremely loud beep* " , false ) ,
( " Sorry, I accidentally threw your question into the trash. " , false ) ,
( " Yes!! Now go and cause some mayhem!!! " , true ) ,
( " Yes, you weirdo... " , true ) ,
( " ya " , true ) ,
(
" Bro, you spoke some gibberish sentence to the god, he sighed and signalled **yes** back! " ,
true
) ,
( " Yes, but tell no one. THEY are listening! " , true )
] ;
fn get_random_response ( ) -> & 'static str { RESPONSES [ random ::< usize > ( ) % RESPONSES . len ( ) ] }
const UWU_RESPONSES : [ ( & str , bool ) ; 50 ] = [
( " Oopsie! The magic baww got fwightened by youw question, sowwy! >_< " , false ) ,
( " Hmmm... wet me consuwt my pwushie cowwection... OwO it's a 'maybe?' " , false ) ,
( " Oh nyo~ the staws awe too shy to answew >w< " , false ) ,
( " Yes! UwU but onwy if you give me a headpat fiwst! " , true ) ,
( " Nyope! But I bet chu' can twy again watew! >w< " , false ) ,
( " Mmmm... I dink it's a 'pwobabwy?' OwO " , true ) ,
( " The mysticaw fwuffbaww says 'no', but chu awe stiww amazing! >w< " , false ) ,
( " Oh my fwuff! It's a big YES! UwU " , true ) ,
( " No way, but chu can get a snuggwe instead! UwU " , false ) ,
( " Hmmm... nyani?? The answew wawned away! O.O " , false ) ,
( " Yippee! The answew is absowutewy YES, nyu~! " , true ) ,
( " Nuuuuu, the wittwe magic is feewing shy... twy again watew, pwomise! " , false ) ,
( " Hewwo? Hewwo? Magic baww says... oh, it feww asweep >w< " , false ) ,
( " Maybe! But onwy if chu' twy wif youw happiest smiwe! UwU " , true ) ,
( " No, but chu awe stiww pwetty bwoomin' paw-some! " , false ) ,
( " The fwuffies awe undecided... ask a bun bun fwiend! >w< " , false ) ,
( " Yes, but onwy if chu bwink wike a wittwe kitty! ^w^ " , true ) ,
( " Magic baww is wooking into it... uh-oh! It got stuck in fwuff o.O " , false ) ,
( " Noooo, but chu can have a tummy wub to cheew chu up! UwU " , false ) ,
( " Mmmm... I smeww a 'yes', wike fwuffy pancakies! >w< " , true ) ,
( " Huwwo? Staws awe purring, chu' get a soft nyes~ " , true ) ,
( " Oops, chu bwew my mind wif dat one. Wet's caww it a nyope~ " , false ) ,
( " The answew is a fwuffy YES! Now go do a happy dance~ UwU " , true ) ,
( " Nyani?? Magic baww says 'no', but chu awe stiww cute >_< " , false ) ,
( " Hmm, I dink chu awe wooking fow... YESSS! UwU " , true ) ,
( " Nyu-uh! But chu can twy asking a cheeky pidgeon! UwU " , false ) ,
( " Yes! But chu must pwomise to make fwiends wif a cuddwy bunny~ " , true ) ,
( " Mmmm... nyope! Sowwy, but chu'we stiww bwoomin' pawsome! >w< " , false ) ,
( " Yes, yes, aww the yesses in the wowwd fow chu! >w< " , true ) ,
( " Nyooooope! But chu awe too fwuffy to be sad >w< " , false ) ,
( " OwO it's a paw-sitive YES fwom me uwu! " , true ) ,
( " UwU Magic fwuff says 'nyope', but gives chu a cozy bwankie! " , false ) ,
( " M-m-maybe! Chu might need to twy a cute head tiwt fiwst~ " , false ) ,
( " Yes, UwU! But make suwe to cwink a toastie wif milkies~ " , true ) ,
( " Mmmm... I dink chu awe onto something gweat! It's YESSS! UwU " , true ) ,
( " Nyaww, magic baww says no, but chu awe stiww adorable~ >w< " , false ) ,
( " The staws awe wispiewing 'Yes' just fow chu! >w< " , true ) ,
( " Oh nyo, the cosmic fwuff says 'nyope', but chu awe bwoomin' bwootiful! " , false ) ,
( " Yes! Go fo' it wike a puppy chasing da sunshine~ " , true ) ,
( " Nuh-uh, not dis time. But chu'we so fwuffin' cute dat it's okay! UwU " , false ) ,
( " Pawsitively YES! But pwomise chu'ww keep being pwecious~ >_< " , true ) ,
( " Nyaww, it's a 'no', but chu awe stiww pwetty amazing! UwU " , false ) ,
( " Yes! Go get it wike a kitty pwouncing on its favouwite toyyy! OwO " , true ) ,
( " Hmmm... Magic fwuffies awe undeciwded. Twy a hug fiwst? >w< " , false ) ,
( " Oh nyes! But chu must say 'Nyan nyan' to seaw da deaw! " , true ) ,
( " Nyani?? Magic baww says nyope, but a kissy on da cheek fixes evewyfing! UwU " , false ) ,
( " OwO The magic wainbows awe wifting chu to a 'yes'! Go fow it! " , true ) ,
( " Oh nyo... the fwuffies awe shy dis time. Twy again wif an extwa cwute smiwe~ >w< " , false ) ,
( " OwO yus yus! Definitewy a big YES!! " , true ) ,
( " Uwu~ oh nyo, it wooks wike a no... sowwy! " , false )
] ;
fn get_random_chicken_response ( ) -> & 'static str { CHICKEN_RESPONSES [ random ::< usize > ( ) % CHICKEN_RESPONSES . len ( ) ] }
fn get_random_ response( ) -> & 'static str { [ random ::< u 32> ( ) as usize % RESPONSES. len ( ) ] . 0 }
fn get_random_chaotic_response ( ) -> & 'static str { CHAOTIC_RESPONSES [ random ::< usize > ( ) % CHAOTIC_RESPONSES . len ( ) ] }
fn get_random_chicken_response ( ) -> & 'static str { CHICKEN_RESPONSES [ random ::< u32 > ( ) as usize % CHICKEN_RESPONSES . len ( ) ] . 0 }
fn get_random_chaotic_response ( ) -> & 'static str { CHAOTIC_RESPONSES [ random ::< u32 > ( ) as usize % CHAOTIC_RESPONSES . len ( ) ] . 0 }
fn get_random_uwu_response ( ) -> & 'static str { UWU_RESPONSES [ random ::< u32 > ( ) as usize % UWU_RESPONSES . len ( ) ] . 0 }
