import Discord from 'discord.js'; import dayjs from 'dayjs'; import Formatters from '../helpers/Formatters.js'; export default class Response { protected static readonly incomingArrays = { morning: {// Prefixes are optional in the user's message. prefix: ['good'], suffix: ['all', 'everyone', 'lads', 'guys', 'everybody', 'yall', 'y\'all', 'my neighbors'] }, afternoon: { prefix: ['good'], suffix: ['all', 'everyone', 'lads', 'yall', 'y\'all'] }, evening: { prefix: ['good'], suffix: ['all', 'everyone', 'lads', 'yall', 'y\'all'] }, night: { prefix: ['good'], suffix: ['all', 'everyone', 'guys', 'yall', 'y\'all'] } } static create(message:Discord.Message, channel:Discord.Snowflake, keyword:string) { if (message.channelId != channel || message.type != 0) return; this.respond(message, keyword); } protected static async respond(message:Discord.Message, responseKeyword:string) { if (message.type === Discord.MessageType.Reply) return; // Special case for "see you later" if (responseKeyword === 'evening' && /^see you later\b/i.test(message.content)) return message.reply(`${this.outgoingArrays(message)[responseKeyword][Math.floor(Math.random()*this.outgoingArrays(message)[responseKeyword].length)]}`).catch(()=>null); if (new RegExp(`^(${this.incomingArrays[responseKeyword].prefix.join('|')})?\\s?${responseKeyword} (${this.incomingArrays[responseKeyword].suffix.join('|')})\\b`, 'i').test(message.content)) return message.reply(`${this.outgoingArrays(message)[responseKeyword][Math.floor(Math.random()*this.outgoingArrays(message)[responseKeyword].length)]}`).catch(()=>null) } protected static outgoingArrays(message:Discord.Message) { const currDate = new Date(); const PersonnyMcPerson = `**${message.member.displayName}**`; const respArrays = { morning: [ `Morning ${PersonnyMcPerson}, did you sleep great?`, `Good morning ${PersonnyMcPerson}!`, `Hope you enjoyed your breakfast, ${PersonnyMcPerson}!`, `Gm ${PersonnyMcPerson}.`, `Uh.. What time is it? Oh yea, morning ${PersonnyMcPerson}.`, `Morning and hope you had a good dream last night, ${PersonnyMcPerson}.`, 'Time to get started with today\'s stuff!', `Don't forget to do your morning routine, ${PersonnyMcPerson}!`, 'Enjoy the breakfast and start your day.', 'Nuh! No morning message for you!\n*Just kidding, good morning!*', `Rise and shine, ${PersonnyMcPerson}.`, 'Howdy! How\'s your morning?', `*opens blinds wide enough to blast sunrays into the room*\nWakey wakey, ${PersonnyMcPerson}. Time to get up!`, 'https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-intro-awake-finally-awake-gif-22633549', `Good grief, is it Monday already? Anyways, morning ${PersonnyMcPerson}..`, `This time I can shout! So here we go! 1..2..3\n*inhales*\n# MORNING ${PersonnyMcPerson.toUpperCase()}!`, 'Gooooood morning to you!', `Good morning to you! You know what else is good? A segue to our sponsor, breakfast!\nGet started with getting out of the bed and have some breakfast!`, `## Morning ${PersonnyMcPerson}!`, '### Have a wonderful day ahead of you!', `Here, have some pancakes for breakfast, ${PersonnyMcPerson}`, 'Is it Friday yet? This week is getting boring already!', `You have reached ${Formatters.DayOfTheYear(Math.floor(dayjs().diff(dayjs().startOf('year'), 'day', true))+1)} day of the year, also good morning to you as well!`, 'Good morning! Have a cookie to start your day with. :cookie:', 'https://tenor.com/view/rambo-family-rambo-rise-and-shine-wake-up-gif-22012440', `Rise and shine, sleepyhead ${PersonnyMcPerson}! Ready to start your day?`, `Wake up and smell the delicious pancakes, ${PersonnyMcPerson}! It's a brand new day with many possibilities!`, '# *DID YOU HAVE A GREAT SLEEP LAST NIGHT?*' ], afternoon: [ `Afternoon ${PersonnyMcPerson}!`, `What a nice day outside, ${PersonnyMcPerson}`, `Good afternoon ${PersonnyMcPerson}`, 'Hope you had a good day so far.', `Did you enjoy your day yet, ${PersonnyMcPerson}?`, 'Weather doesn\'t look too bad outside right?', `How's the trip outside, ${PersonnyMcPerson}?`, `~~Morning~~ Afternoon ${PersonnyMcPerson}!`, 'Afternoon already? Jeez, time go brrrr!', 'We\'re halfway through the day, aren\'t we?', `Ready to enjoy your delicious lunch, ${PersonnyMcPerson}?`, '### Quite a wonderful weather today!', `Hi there, adventurer ${PersonnyMcPerson}! What's on your agenda for the rest of today?`, `Afternoon ${PersonnyMcPerson}, back from your trip outside?`, 'Did you have a wonderful and productive day so far?', `How are you doing today, ${PersonnyMcPerson}?`, `Good afternoon ${PersonnyMcPerson}, I hope you're having a fanastic day than a poor particular penguin in Antarctica that just slipped!`, `Afternoon ${PersonnyMcPerson}! What's the current progress on your todo list? Did you finish them?`, `Good afternoon ${PersonnyMcPerson}! Hope your day is going better than a penguin in a snowstorm in Antarctica!`, `Afternoon ${PersonnyMcPerson}! How's the quest for the perfect snack coming along?\nRemember, it's all about the journey, not the destination... *unless the destination is the... fridge.*` ], evening: [ 'I can\'t believe the time flies so quickly!', `Evening ${PersonnyMcPerson}!`, `Hope you enjoyed the dinner, ${PersonnyMcPerson}!`, `Good evening ${PersonnyMcPerson}!`, 'You look tired, ready to go to sleep yet?', 'Being outside was an exhausting task isn\'t it?', 'Did you have a good day so far?', 'May I suggest sleep?', `You heard me! ${PersonnyMcPerson}, it's almost dinner time!`, `How's your day going, ${PersonnyMcPerson}?`, `${PersonnyMcPerson}, may I suggest... *sleep?*`, 'Today is almost over, you deserve some rest!', `Good evening ${PersonnyMcPerson}! Just remember, the absolute best part of the day is yet to come... **bedtime!** Who's with me? ` ], night: [ `Good night ${PersonnyMcPerson}!`, `Night ${PersonnyMcPerson}!`, `Sweet dreams, ${PersonnyMcPerson}.`, `Don't fall out of sky in your dreamworld, ${PersonnyMcPerson}!`, 'Nighty night!', `I hope tomorrow is a good day for you, ${PersonnyMcPerson}!`, `Have a good sleep, ${PersonnyMcPerson}!`, `I :b:et you a cookie if you actually slept through the night! ${PersonnyMcPerson}`, `Sleep well ${PersonnyMcPerson}.`, `Gn ${PersonnyMcPerson}.`, `Close your eyelids and sleep, ${PersonnyMcPerson}.`, `Good night ${PersonnyMcPerson} and hope your pillow is nice and cold!`, `# Night ${PersonnyMcPerson}!`, `You should try maintaining your sleep schedule if you're really that tired, ${PersonnyMcPerson}.`, `Goodnight ${PersonnyMcPerson}, time to recharge your social batteries for tomorrow!`, `Have a good night ${PersonnyMcPerson}, don't let the bed bugs bite!`, `Sweet dreams, ${PersonnyMcPerson}! Hope your dreams are as wild as unpredictable as a Netflix algorithm!` ] }; // Better Breakfast Day (Sept. 26) if (currDate.getUTCMonth() === 8 && currDate.getUTCDate() === 26) { return { morning: [ `Hello ${PersonnyMcPerson}, have you tried avocado toast for breakfast?`, `Hey and good morning ${PersonnyMcPerson}!\nDid you know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day?`, `Morning ${PersonnyMcPerson}, having a balanced breakfast can help you feel more energized throughout the day.`, `Good morning ${PersonnyMcPerson}, how about some eggs benedict for breakfast today?`, `Morning ${PersonnyMcPerson}!\nDid you know that a high protein breakfast can help control your hunger throughout the day?`, 'Have you tried a breakfast burrito? They\'re delicious and filling.', `Morning ${PersonnyMcPerson}, remember that fruits are a great addition to your breakfast.`, `Hello ${PersonnyMcPerson}!\nStart your morning with some French toast for a treat. They're easy to make and tastes delicious!`, 'A breakfast sandwich or toast is a quick and easy option for busy mornings.', `Good morning ${PersonnyMcPerson}, don't forget to add some veggies to your breakfast for extra nutrients.`, `Morning ${PersonnyMcPerson}, have you tried a breakfast casserole? They're a great make-ahead option.`, 'Cereal is the quickest option to start your busy day with!', `Gooood morning ${PersonnyMcPerson}! How about some pancakes for breakfast today?`, `Morning ${PersonnyMcPerson}, don't forget to have some milk with your breakfast.` ], afternoon: respArrays.afternoon, evening: respArrays.evening, night: respArrays.night } } else return { morning: respArrays.morning, afternoon: respArrays.afternoon, evening: respArrays.evening, night: respArrays.night } } } /* ty Noinkin for coming up with this suggestion/idea plus with bit of help <3 Rewritten by Toast on 28/11/2023 */